Don't call it a comeback
I'm so flattered that Logan tagged me in a shameless attempt to get me to post something, I'm going to do it! Thanks for all your encouragement (all 5 of you). This is a meme (or a me!me! as Jen calls it). I have to pick 5 of the options below and complete them. It will be hard to match Jen's home IV for hangovers, but I'll give it a go.
The Premise (pick 5):
If I could be a scientist…
If I could be a farmer…
If I could be a musician…
If I could be a doctor…
If I could be a painter…
If I could be a gardener…
If I could be a missionary…
If I could be a chef…
If I could be an architect…
If I could be a linguist…
If I could be a psychologist…
If I could be a librarian…
If I could be an athlete…
If I could be a lawyer…
If I could be an inn-keeper…
If I could be a professor…
If I could be a writer…
If I could be a llama-rider…
If I could be a bonnie pirate…
If I could be an astronaut…
If I could be a world famous blogger…
If I could be a justice on any one court in the world…
If I could be married to any current famous political figure…
If I could be an architect, I would rub it in Logan's face that I had done it first, and without taking any exams. I would build pretty things that are also innovative, and not afraid to be hot pink, like the EMP building in Seattle.
If I could be a psychologist, my fiction writing would be a lot better, because I could write stories about my clients' lives. I would wear sexy skirt suits and peer over the top of my glasses at clients, all the while smiling wryly at how perceptive and intelligent I am. I would also write doctor's notes for my kids, so they wouldn't have to eat in their college dining halls.
If I were married to a current famous political figure it would be Gavin Newsome (Mayor of San Francisco), because he's HOT and rich. And he might be president one day. So we could be hot and rich together in the white house, and I'd have access to many young male interns.
If I could be a chef, I'd probably be an alcoholic.
If I could be a librarian, I'd be a sexy librarian, and I'd love the smell when I walked in to work everyday. I'd rollerskate through the stacks at night and walk around like I owned the place during the day. If obnoxious people asked me questions I would do my best to make them feel dumb and insignificant, peering over my glasses imperiously (occasionally smiling wryly at how clever I am).
Some of you may wonder why I didn't choose "If I could be a writer..." Well, that's because I am one, sillies!
The Premise (pick 5):
If I could be a scientist…
If I could be a farmer…
If I could be a musician…
If I could be a doctor…
If I could be a painter…
If I could be a gardener…
If I could be a missionary…
If I could be a chef…
If I could be an architect…
If I could be a linguist…
If I could be a psychologist…
If I could be a librarian…
If I could be an athlete…
If I could be a lawyer…
If I could be an inn-keeper…
If I could be a professor…
If I could be a writer…
If I could be a llama-rider…
If I could be a bonnie pirate…
If I could be an astronaut…
If I could be a world famous blogger…
If I could be a justice on any one court in the world…
If I could be married to any current famous political figure…
If I could be an architect, I would rub it in Logan's face that I had done it first, and without taking any exams. I would build pretty things that are also innovative, and not afraid to be hot pink, like the EMP building in Seattle.
If I could be a psychologist, my fiction writing would be a lot better, because I could write stories about my clients' lives. I would wear sexy skirt suits and peer over the top of my glasses at clients, all the while smiling wryly at how perceptive and intelligent I am. I would also write doctor's notes for my kids, so they wouldn't have to eat in their college dining halls.
If I were married to a current famous political figure it would be Gavin Newsome (Mayor of San Francisco), because he's HOT and rich. And he might be president one day. So we could be hot and rich together in the white house, and I'd have access to many young male interns.
If I could be a chef, I'd probably be an alcoholic.
If I could be a librarian, I'd be a sexy librarian, and I'd love the smell when I walked in to work everyday. I'd rollerskate through the stacks at night and walk around like I owned the place during the day. If obnoxious people asked me questions I would do my best to make them feel dumb and insignificant, peering over my glasses imperiously (occasionally smiling wryly at how clever I am).
Some of you may wonder why I didn't choose "If I could be a writer..." Well, that's because I am one, sillies!
posted by Lady Ursula at 11:23 AM
4 Comments:
awesome!! i just replied to you on logan's 3 days old post (my god, what is that boy doing with his time) asking where this meme was! i guess i should have checked here first but i did check yesterday so I thought i was safe! :)
I think you can only call yourself a writer after you have something published, like Rachel. Oh, wait. You did have something published. Guess I'll have to let that comment slide, then.
Anyways, great post. Can we expect more? Carolyn doesn't appear to be tired of your ceaseless prattle at my expense. Maybe I should ghost write your blog for you?
Thanks, Carolyn! Good to have you back.
Logan, one does not have to be published to be a writer: (from Merriam-Webster.com, of course)
Main Entry: writ·er
Pronunciation: 'rI-t&r
Function: noun
: one that writes
But at least this means you don't consider yourself to be a writer...
I can totally picture you peering over your frames now!
Also, I thought I had come up with something amazing w/ my home IV but learned in my comments that med students have been doing this for years.
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